
Some of them look like American English words but mean something completely different. Examples include pissed, dishy, homely, jumper, mooch, and others.
Originally published in Counter Arts on Medium on June 4, 2024
According to the current edition of the Oxford English Dictionary, there are 171,476 words in use today, along with 47,156 archaic ones, which seems enormous, until you consider that idioms and other various expressions also require a dictionary.
But this article will be only about words, and common words at that — mostly simple and compound nouns, along with a few verbs and adjectives.
I’ve spent a good portion of my time on earth so far learning English, so this should be fun.
The list below is one with regulars in British English that often puzzle American speakers. Some of these words may be familiar to you, while others may still be opaque, especially if you read paperbacks and don’t have the option of using the dictionary on the spot, as I often do on my Kindle — though sometimes with limited results, as it will define an adjective by referring to the noun, for instance, and then you wouldn’t have an easy way to see the definition for the noun. Or you would encounter a word with different meanings and it will offer definitions only for the first dictionary entry.
So anyway, let’s do this. I’ve included some of the better-known ones too — but only if they could be confusing — for those who have just gotten started on British English / American English differences. I’ll keep it PG.
British English / American English
Alice band / hair band
aerial / antenna, as in a TV antenna
aubergine / eggplant
banknote / bill, as in paper money
banger / sausage, as in bangers and mash; also: something that’s very good
banjaxed / ruined, broken down; in Irish slang, also: tired
bap, burger bap / soft burger bun made with lard or butter
big dipper / roller coaster
biscuit / (various types of) sweet cracker, cookie
blowsy / frowsy
bobby / police officer, cop
bonnet / hood of a car
boot / trunk of a car
bottom drawer / hope chest
bridge roll / hot dog bun
brolly / umbrella
bloke / a man
bum / bottocks
butty (as in a bacon butty) / sandwich
candy floss / cotton candy
capsicum / bell pepper
caravan / trailer, as in a mobile home that can be towed by a car
carriageway / one of the two sides of a highway, where traffic moves in the same direction; also part of the road used by vehicles
catapult / slingshot
chap / a man, used in a friendly way (old-fashioned)
cheesed off / fed up, annoyed; disappointed; bored
Cheerio! / Goodbye!
chicory / endive
chinwag / nice conversation with a friend or friendly acquaintance
chips / French fries
chuffed / very pleased, happy
collywobbles / feeling of nerves in the stomach; also: stomachache
cornflour / cornstarch
cotton wool / absorbent cotton
court shoe / pump
cow gum / rubber cement
cracking / excellent (of both things and people); used by itself or in the phrase cracking good
cream cracker / savory cracker, similar to saltines, but made with fermented dough
crisps / chips
cuppa / cup of tea
daft / silly, foolish, often in a way that amuses; insane, crazy; Scot.: merry, playful. Often used in the phrase a bit daft.
diary / planner, calendar
dishy / physically attractive
dodgy / questionable, seemingly dishonest; evasively tricky; risky. 2. Not working well, likely to break or cause problems, as in a dodgy knee
dosh / money
draughts / checkers
drawing pin / tack
dummy / pacifier (and other meanings)
estate, or estate car / station wagon
face flannel / washcloth
to fancy / to be attracted to a person
fag / cigarette
fish slice / slotted spatula
form / a grade in a school (and other meanings)
fortnight / two weeks
fringe / bangs
fusspot / fussbudget, fault-finding person who often attaches undue importance to small things
geezer / a man, without the disparaging connotation of a strange, unreasonable old man
geyser [ˈgi:zə(r)] / (gas) water heater
goon / stupid or silly person
goose pimples / goosebumps
gormless / stupid
gymkhana / a day event with horse-riding competitions, usually for children
hair slide / barrette and other hair clips
hire purchase / installment plan
homely / simple and pleasant, vs. the American word, which can mean both “simple and unaffected” and “plain and unattractive”
Hoover (TM) / vacuum cleaner; and to hoover / to vacuum
interval / intermission
J-cloth (TM) / a type of absorbent cloth for wiping surfaces
juggernaut / a very large truck, e.g. an 18-wheeler
jumper / pullover, sweater
knackered / exhausted, extremely tired
jam sandwich, jam butty / police car
jar / a glass of beer, a pint (also other meanings)
larder / pantry
loo / toilet
lorry / truck
mackintosh, mac / raincoat
manky / unpleasantly dirty, filthy — and often old and much-used; of inferior quality, worthless; in bad taste
minger / unattractive person
marrow / a type of long summer squash with dark green skin
mince pie / Christmas pie filled with mincemeat
mincemeat / a pie mix of dried fruit (such as currants and raisins), sugar, spirits, spices, suet, etc.; also: minced (ground) meat
minted / super rich
mooch / to stroll aimlessly and at a leisurely pace; to loiter about not doing much
mug / a stupid person, one that is easy to fool (as well as a person’s face and other meanings, but not so much “thug” as in the US) — to be mugged, to be made to look like a fool
muppet / a fool, a stupid person
muzzy / having a fuzzy head, unable to think clearly — from the basic meaning of indistinct or hazy
naff / tacky, in poor style or taste, of poor quality
nappy / diaper
narky / easily irritated, having an ill temper
nervy / nervous, anxious, jittery, fidgety, jumpy (and other meanings)
off-licence (a.k.a. offy)/ liquor store. The off in off-licence indicates that you can’t drink on the premises.
pants / underpants, underwear; also rubbish, as in “not of good quality”
pavement / sidewalk, not top of a paved road
pillar box / mail box (as in those red ones)
pissed / drunk
plait / braid
plimsolls / canvas tennis shoes
porter / doorman (and other meanings)
pram / baby carriage
public school (in England and Wales) / private school, often a boarding school as well — and public school is called state school in England and Wales
pudding / dessert
pukka / of excellent quality; also (old-fashioned): a genuine article or something suitable
pushchair / stroller
quay [ki:] / wharf, pier
quid, pl. quid / pound, as in the money unit
saloon / sedan
Sellotape (TM) / Scotch (TM) tape
semolina / cream of wheat
sideboards / sideburns
singlet / tank top
skint / broke, having no money
slosh / hit (someone) hard
smalls / underwear
solid / difficult work, or difficult or resilient person (also other meanings)
stone, pl. stone / weight unit measuring 14 pounds
stone / pit of a fruit (and other meanings)
sultana / golden raisin
surgery / doctor’s, dentist’s, or vet’s office
Ta! / Thank you!
tiddly / slightly drunk
tip, rubbish tip / dump
toboggan / sled
torch / flashlight
tosh / nonsense
trainers / sneakers
tram / streetcar
trolley / shopping cart; also drinks or tea cart
trug / shallow, boat-shaped (trog) basket made of strips of wood
vest / undershirt, but also used in bullet-proof vest and running vest
waistcoat / vest, as in a vest with buttons and no arms, worn over a shirt
to wash up / to do the dishes; to get washed up: to wash one’s face and hands
I could go on, but I meant this as a 101 list, and I already went past that, even as I excluded many easier-to-parse words like footy for soccer, chemist’s for drugstore, or box room for storeroom.
I hope you’ve enjoyed browsing these potentially confusing British English words!
I would love to know which words appealed to you the most! I’d also love to hear from you about common and confusing (PG) words I may have missed.
I’ll be back with confusing British English expressions, including some Cockney rhyming slang! British English is a rich variety of English and I’ve spent a significant amount of time over the past three decades looking up such words and phrases in dictionaries and online, so it would be my pleasure to draft a list or several of fun, puzzling idioms and other phrases, along with some examples as to how they may be used.
Thank you so much for reading! I hope you’ve had fun!
To a happier, healthier life,
Mira

Iove all of these words!!
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Thank you so much! 🙂 I love them too 🙂
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