Funny Gag Gift Retirement Watches for Various Professions with Personalized Name or Initials

Funny personalized personalized watch as a gag gift for retirement parties
Fun and funny personalized retirement watches
(various designs, including this one, showcased below)

I created some retirement watches a while ago and sold some, so recently I’ve made a bunch more: for school bus drivers, C.P.A.s, art, biology, other science teachers, dance instructors, pharmacists, medical assistants, and various other professions.

As they say, if you’re looking for a fun, amusing retirement party gift, you’ve come to the right place.

What I did was first create a clock face for these watches, as the latter came completely blank. Then I made some of them with jumbled numbers at the bottom, because who really needs to pay attention to time in retirement? Well, the fact is, sometimes people do, as they may continue to have various appointments and meetings, which is why a clock with markings for hours and jumbled numbers at the bottom of the clock face does both tricks: you can tell the time while still having fun and enjoying the reminder of your retirement.

I also created pillows with “No Boss / No Problem” and “Goodbye Tension / Hello Pension” but people seem to prefer watches to accent pillows despite liking these slogans. So . . . I created a design with “No Boss / No Problem” for a retirement watch, to have a retirement keepsake with something of both these ideas.

I have inserted humor in these retirement watches to make it clear from the get-go that this is not an expensive keepsake but rather something that’s a lot of fun. Of course, some people may expect a really expensive watch and not have much of their sense of humor left when they’re gifted a $50 watch, but that’s another story 😀 So yeah, if you want to go for a gag gift for a coworker or friend, you could definitely choose one of these personalized retirement watches.

Enjoy!

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Funny gag gift for the retirement party of a music teacher: a personalized watch (for men) with jumbled numbers at the bottom of the clock face and with piano keys at the center
Funny personalized name retirement watch (for men) for a music teacher. With piano keys and jumbled numbers. There’s a version for women too (affiliate image link)
Funny personalized name retirement watch for women, for a music teacher. With musical notes and the treble clef on a staff and with jumbled numbers at the bottom of the clock face
Funny gag gift for the retirement party of a music teacher. Personalized name watch for women with musical notes on a staff and jumbled numbers. You can switch to the version for men (affiliate image link)
Funny personalized name retirement gift for an art teacher. With a purple flower and jumbled numbers at the bottom of the clock face. For women. Version for men available too
Funny personalized name retirement gift for an art teacher. With a purple flower and jumbled numbers at the bottom of the clock face (affiliate image link)
Funny personalized name watch for a just-retired science teacher. With jumbled numbers at the bottom of the clock face and a beautiful flower at the center. Great gag gift for a retirement party. Watch for a woman. Version for men available too
Funny personalized name watch for a just-retired science teacher. With jumbled numbers. Great gag gift for a retirement party (affiliate image link)
Funny personalized name retirement watch for a school bus driver. With an old VW bus and with jumbled numbers at the bottom of the clock face. Great gag gift for a retirement party. This watch is for men. Version for women available too.
Funny personalized name retirement watch for a school bus driver. With an old VW bus and with jumbled numbers at the bottom of the clock face. Great gag gift (affiliate image link)
Funny personalized name watch for a to-be-retired pharmacist, with Rx and with the numbers jumbled at the bottom. This watch is for men. A version for women is available too
Funny personalized name watch for a to-be-retired pharmacist, with Rx and jumbled numbers (affiliate image link)
Funny retirement gag gift watch for a medical assistant. With an EKG heart line and a stethoscope and with jumbled numbers at the bottom of the clockface. Product for men but you can find a women's version too
Funny retirement watch for a medical assistant. With an EKG heart line and a stethoscope and with numbers jumbled at the bottom of the clockface (affiliate image link)
Gag gift for a retirement party for a cashier. Humorous personalized name watch with a cash register and numbers jumbled at the bottom of the clock face. This product is for women. A version for men exists as well
Gag gift for a retirement party for a cashier. Personalized name watch with a cash register and numbers jumbled at bottom of clock face (affiliate image link)
Humorous personalized name gag gift watch for a just-retired teacher. With a red apple and 1 through 12 numbers jumbled at the bottom of the clock face. This version is for men. Product for women exists as well
Humorous personalized name gag gift watch for a just-retired teacher. With a red apple and jumbled clock-face numbers (affiliate image link)
Funny personalized retirement watch for a retiree of any profession. With a beautiful purple flower, jumbled numbers at the bottom of the clock face, and the slogan "No Boss, No Problem"
Funny personalized retirement watch for a retiree of any profession. With a flower, jumbled numbers, and the slogan “No Boss, No Problem” (affiliate image link)
Funny generic retirement watch for any professional who lives by the sea or ocean. With artsy blue and turquoise waves and with jumbled numbers at the bottom of the clock face. Version for men. Product for women available as well
Funny generic retirement watch for any professional who lives by the sea or ocean. With artsy blue and turquoise waves and with jumbled numbers (affiliate image link)
Funny generic personalized name retirement watch for someone who lives by the beach or plans to move there. With blue and turquoise sea or ocean waves and with jumbled numbers at the bottom of the clockface
Funny generic personalized name retirement watch for someone who lives by the beach, plans to move there, or simply loves seas and oceans. With blue and turquoise waves and with jumbled numbers (affiliate image link)

I hope you’ve enjoyed today’s presentation! As always, pins and shares are much appreciated!

To a happier, healthier life,

🙂 Mira

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